Scoring at the afters

I tap a Benson’s wilting ash proboscis into an empty

We’re at it two rabbits rabid, even though I’m a savage

She’s fit as jiu jitsu players before Abu Dhabi

Ass looking slappy in a tight black tracky

Interested solely in my dabbing bags, spiced baccy

Spiced rum bottle on the tressle

Label black kraken attacking a backheading vessel.


Riddle me this, if you didn’t want to tryst again

Why do I get calls midway through all this mayhem

Appalling background noise

Like voiceover for Mayhew take 2, OK Chewie

When she wants my pollutants she ends a message ‘Cutie’

Compose my refusal, find the right words on Google

Swords and shootings all cool, but mountains move

When the grimoire of grammar improves

Soon you’ll be ruling, having proved illusions true

Your pinky-ringed little finger that I’m wound round

Like you’re a purgala jamb and I’m a trained rose.


Room full of vapours and miasms like my go at alchemical gold

Bunting redolent her rufous pubis tapering to a buttery cunt

Duelled so many zoots my vision goes cubist

Thumb and wrist strained and soot-stained from slaying with shooters

This isn’t Hooters, full consent to plan manoeuvres

Like moving plastic troopers across a tabletop

Touching and turning like her bust was a Rubix

Her mouth present stowhold but I’m here to get my hole

Sparks flying like glass being blown

M. Night Shyamalan must have that on B Roll

Pulling apart your Marks and Sparks dressing gown

Gut hard as a frozen Barbie

Amount of noseprints on my carkeys

Kissing your midriff to get you started

This time I’ve gone too far

Heart rhythm black metal drumming, alarming harmful.

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