Needlecamel

Snorted all the festive gloaming from inside the globe

Then faceplanted like a pensioner in the snow

Knackered and gnashers brittle with gurning and rattling

Like armies armoured in plaque and enamel were battling

Given my score, camel through a needle

Me to heaven, considering past batteries

Fuck that, I barrel roll through the hole

Like my goal was the Death Star’s core.

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