testpasser

Walking like I just nailed the exams 

My schizo-Cheshire smile baulks a passer

Eyes wide, my lidless pride sees him abscond his eyelids

I feel like pyres burning in Gondor, seen from here to Eriador

My wide strides bell at bottom, expanding massively

Like the euphemistically-borrowed sleeves of wizards,

Famously capacious, were reused to give my tubes ampler space.


Speaking space and wizards, I come fresh from the lodge of Isis

Unfortunately, prior commitments meant I had to dip out quickly

As a learned brother expounded on his lately being hounded

By bodiless commands, purportedly hailing from the Dog star

Sirius, he was dead serious about this business

Since, he had become obsessed with things Assyrian

In the chipped warp of onyx scrying mirrors, seeking signs

In Illyrian climes climbing, sought traces of what he thought were lines

Ancient leys lain by ancient Atlantean masons

That’ll be the day

All Nazis masquerading as plain old pagans out celebrating

These people are deranged but it’s nice to have a place

Where you can speak that way and still be accommodated

Most places would have you chained up, carted away

If you started up harping on about what centaurs ate

Robert Graves had his day.

These scouts. It’s all coded handshake

And don’t sample OTO lightcakes if Grant baked them

Out and frankly glad, that talk was bad

Half these people think they’re the reborn Frater Achad

Evincing bad dads in backgrounds the way some lads exalt masters.


Hail a cab

Thumb of my jewelled hand 

One pulling in, eagle landing

I offer it to a flaxen-haired Anglo-Saxon woman pushing a battered pram 

Who, redfaced with cold, bows thanks, a miraculous medal dangles

By the phantom suggestion of her jacketed breasts, I nod back

How’s that for working on my anger?

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