Alchemisland

More green than a shit golfer’s balls

More trauma than a kid soldier recalls

More weed than grows between

My sweetpea rose rows and full-grown rowan trees

Situation hairy as a hobbit’s feet

Hotfoot it when I’m on the streets, TV CC CU 

Ireland’s most surveilled

My cocktails most corrosive ails, put wind in sails when gales fail you

More white than a whaler wants, hate in his heart dyes his eye

White whale’s violent demise, tide turned the dye of spilled wine

Split the eye whose sights proffers offence, I offer to light her incense

She’s incensed about something her mates said, giving hell

I tell her chill but she’s short those pills

Spilling beans like a breakfast drilled

Fucks like she was diddled, mind twisted like a red twizzler

Among wheatstalks trysting.