Alchemisland

Consorting with evil sorts

My head is sore

Like the outcome of Courtney Love’s thoughts

Beg me to bend you

Say you would fend blades bound for me, take wounds me due

I cannot depend on you, I can only trust my hand to do right

I am this land’s righteous ruler

Dudley do right don’t do what Donnie Don’t does do

Pull my socks up become a doctor

Fuck that rob the plug with a shotgun

Shocking from so loyal a customer

Came in a devil costume, White House Plumber

Let a shot man crawl off, fourscore orcs killed

Shocked mam left bawling, sundering sons since day one

Bills I run up like they were a steep part of the Ninja Warrior course

Keeping blood and money apart par for the course.