Zozimus is the best cat
He meows a lot, sits on lap
He gets in spats with everything
Other cats, magpies, mice, even bats
He is the sole cause of ecological collapse
The minute I write his name he arrives back
Despite how many times I shouted it, shaking the bag
I suppose it’s just coincidence but I evince an incidence
Of magical importance, impudent not to the report it
Soon my house is surrounded by aurors
Taking sounds of my magical aura
People who look important, furrowed brow Gordon Ramsey
Ramheaded, dressed like fantasy princes scrutiny intense
Like old friends meeting again.
Alchemisland 
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