Alchemisland

Too cold for sport, sporting wounds carved to ease my boredom

My life harder than Lordran on soul level 4, all vows forsworn

All this I foresaw, skin holes I bore them, seen it all causeless lordling

Tarp over the sportscar, tape around the bodychalk 

Safe full of jewels, rare orichalks, chalklike substance bulk washing powder

Source of my power, high allowance compared to those I allow come round