Alchemisland

Venom toward my tenants, thwarting my cavorting with requests for my attendance

Black mould in the bedrooms acting like a venom, cover it with Dulux sunburst yellow

Only thing worse when they deny my developments despite red envelopes

Impressing them when they came back from the long weekend

Neither borrower nor lender but I’ve stuck hands in blenders for less than

What you said, I hit like a contender and my phone is always rendered

Useless by what I tender, new blower each June and September

Summer sugar line, Autumn coloured wine flying out of my nostrils

Dose I took is noxious, I’m a gnostic draft dodger outfoxing my lodgers

Fudged the ledgers, signed another’s name to letters

Came out the gates with a vengeance, victorious red setter

Enveloping loads I stowed, good for gold and stones accomplishing goals

These are old folks, slow to go and need a lot of hand holding

Ways I’m beholden to more older by half than half of you losers