Alchemisland

Hitting a pipe of keef before the binmen turn the keys

Like hitting a Harrier’s quick release button

I was so high I could see the roofs stretch for miles

Best of times I was called the best of spies not Harriet

I look like a different person when I change my disguise

It’s a whole switch of style invoking a change of mind

I’m going at it method, Jared Leto style

Gordon Gecko smiling as my loot piles higher 

Than the kill count in a violent first person shooter

Probably censored in Australia for talking about my collusion

That me you know is an illusion, creating masks because someone in my past

Was abusive and I said that time was the last, I will give you back what you ask

Nothing less and nothing more, I am an acting master

Getting calls back about playing Hamlet

For now I’m in Hamelin handling rats, cave leading children to that

Because the bad townspeople wouldn’t pay my tax

I rid them of the pox, as they asked, they said it was God

Tried to sic their dogs on me, I won’t be anyone’s practice dummy

Get mashed on their round to mastery, none can pass me like my alabaster

Ass was a masterpiece plaster cast in plasticine, nothing like me seen

Since the Pleistocene, I walked with dinosaurs back, sold T-Rex a bag

Had to roll him his joints on account of his hands

Botanist my interest is in plants

Coffin dust gathering in my plans, need it for advanced magic class

Semester one, school is back now that’s summers out

No more Alice Cooper numbers, platform 9 and ¾ running sporting

Through the wall, on a train to be trained in spellcasting