Box of grenades
Prefer to spray
Like crops these days
Why are all the frogs gay
Painted nails and chemical trails
Female fish turning male
Saw it in the Daily Mail
The King harbours a UFO interest
Posts about it on the internet
Until he’s out of breath
The breadth of experience
Documented is shocking
He asks a poster to send pictures
Old so he doxxed himself
Gives the PO box of the palace at Buckingham
Lucky nothing fucky was sent
Make sure the letter isn’t bent
Pictures come, full length
Brown envelope, twice checked
Swabbed for anthrax
In his royal wagon he keeps a UFO figurine on the dash
Instead of rearview mirror dice he keeps a Roswell device
On a chain so slight you would have thought a spider wove it
Spaceship he once drove it, secret diary wrote it
Alchemisland 
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