Alchemisland

Thicker than a funeral fudge 

Sorta thick that won’t budge

Sorta honey don’t buzz 

Sorry bunny don’t sulk 

I ain’t mean it, that was Hulk 

Bruce is back, I can’t take it back 

Let me make it up to you 

Make you dinner back in the pad 

Journey back rancid, mood is bad 

Air is heavy, I sense a pattern 

She doesn’t laugh at my patter 

I have to break through her batter 

Soft meat I’m after, sought seed 

To plant my trees, I plan a field

Tend my plot, ten span of green

I can’t seem to reach her 

Wingspan tyrannosaurus 

Freestanding pillar Doric 

The old creeds bore us 

The old farts abhor us

An apocalypse is in order

Always sing but no chorus

Corridors to more dust 

Rust on my lungs 

From kief-dipped blunts

Reaches over to pass 

Get that away from me 

Almost slap it from his hand 

Puff puff pass out on the couch 

All stardog, Smash Mouth sound

Tasting the baying of hounds

Bound for Nootka sound 

He’s around, hear his boots on the ground 

Shout Omar cumming as my orgasm is summoned 

Vur Thrigg is Splundig, dead under the duckpond 

Strange fronds I’m honking on

Officers telling me it’s not on 

Lock on with their shotguns

Once disarmed on me in a dog pile 

I’m taken dog style, guilty no trial 

Afterwards, white hoods off for a while

Get some air through the hair 

Quiet as a little mouse with clogs on 

Going up the stair, won’t need nets for hair

Forehead pillow, skullback bottom stairs

I’m looking at the world through a dark bottle of rose glass 

I’m inquiring about Rosencrantz 

Read Hamlet and rose in stance

I’m hoping the bottle I saw through

Doesn’t smash before I finish blasting this chick’s ass

Afterwards she leaves wadding my Phoenician stye seashell grotto

I’m counting money, snorting like Watto

Long way to go before I become Seymour Guado 

Kicked out of court, banned from Camelot

Hide my shameface behind bandages 

Living off Simon Community sandwiches

How quickly all sense of community vanishes

Languishing, leaderless and incoherent

Ship lacking steering soon careens 

Capsizing, spilling passengers screaming into the dreamsquashing drink before she sinks below the wash

Atlantis is watching 

Sniper shooting I’m playing hopskotch 

Only place I get reception, my hotspot 

I’m onward and dogged 

Legal amphetamines on the docket 

Prescribed by my doctor 

I am my doctor, doctored it in p-shop 

I’m listening to the Pet Shop Boys 

I’m calling my Vietnam vet granddad a baby destroyer on Thanksgiving morning

Telling grandma she should have had her head shorn 

Price of Nazi cavorting, hunting wolves for sport 

Meeting my contact in Portugal, limpid on the phone 

Limping up close, he holds a knife to my throat 

Makes me swear I’m not a mole, not five-o

Learnt moral lessons from Alive-O

Deep enough down the Christ hole 

To smite a demon with just my Bible

Hand me down my Bible 

Where my transactions are transcribed

Shout out to my subscribers 

AI drawings sold on Fiverr 

I have a one armed driver, ma from China, da from the Italian spine

Looks at me sideways 

Know he’d die for me 

Steel at my hip 

Steal at that price

Meet in a hotel in Clifden 

Hook up an arms shipment

Cash on delivery 

Rifles, for the rising at Easter 

Rising like yeast the Irish people 

Bakers in the kitchen

Batches needed tonight 

Put your wrist into the whisking 

Thicken the mixture 

While I toast Mick whiskey 

Fake name Janos Lynskey

Had AI craft a fraudulent linked in 

Vampire fangs let that sink in 

Who knows, who controls what you’re thinking

Who urges your every inkling, furthering malignant CIA agendas

Divide and conquer, divisions will end us

Digging two graves for vengeance.