Alchemisland

Loads of Bulmers

Few Guinness

Polished off each in one minute

Few Dark and Stormies, Bulwer Lytton

Normie take too long with his story

Park him, spark him, robed myself in his pelt and glory

Don’t ever fucking bore me, I know Garda on Store Street

Who fucking adore me and can’t wait to not report me

Do not fucking record me or these flames will scorch thee

Don’t look at my face or my feet, don’t make me repeat anything

You’re weakening just as my strength is peaking

You’re only ekeing out your living, close to leaving

I’m eating lean steaks and getting head from a headbanger

Called Abbey Northanger, my fourth son met a coathanger

Dangling carrots to get myself invested, rubbed eyes sentry

Come dawn’s trials, come what May, come May

Setting my intentions today for the year ahead

Today I am a new me, I will be seen and heard

I will get all I deserve, I will have a rural house and floreate garden

Florid words and a heart less hard with a place to call my own

A place to carve out a living and call the past gone, new start

Clean slate for me and you, heart staked being away from you

Have to peel me away, skin stretched quick to adapt to leather

It’s chemical alchemical between us some energy lepping 

We alone against the world, Cain divided in two, lepers

Pepper hot but off sometimes too, off kilter

It must be lunar or my lacking filter but it’s cold like an old bath

I wouldn’t submerge myself but toe dip as I walk past

Cast a coin in to make a wish, release a jimmyjoe I caught from my fist

Kiss it before I sent it to the stars, wishing wishing wishing for my part

To play to become clear as that day we spent walking around the lake

Circles, circuits, love in surfeit the doves were turtle drawing cirrhus circlets

Seriously let’s make this work and find the spark, let’s be fierce young turks

Working hard to make it happen, like it was way back when

Stop sitting on the fence, don’t be codependent but split the difference

Act keen, throw your lot in, spend the lot in one and get some keys

Live somewhere green not too far from the sea, not too far from home really

Let’s embrace the future, ditch the coldness and fakeness, this feels fateful

Let’s make the place into something saintly and sacred, let’s unleash creatively

Green it, free of weeds, a library fitting for Athena where I smoke weed and read

Feeling like I’m finally free of myself, falling masonry, shedding debris

Out of the reeds at last in the royal palace claiming my seat my decree

King of whatever I choose to be, the strength of a moon in Leo

Tempered by a rising Scorpio, and the Sun emergent in Virgo

That’s why I’m sex obsessed but mercurial, expressively delirious.