Alchemisland

Dapper Dan slicked back hair across my mallet

Desperate Dan outlaw bandit, cow pie in hat

Empty holster because I’m always holding the gat

No summons posted because I’m hidden behind my cap

Say I’m evil and that you’re not

Defining what amounts to nought

Same moon shines down on us all

My granite carapace slackens back to skin when you come in

Your name commensurate with everything, heart drumming

A thousand quadriremes setting sail at your kidnapping

Kidnapping from whose vantage? Rhaegar Lyanna

Moon mystery balloon, granfalloon of chewed gouda

Dark side too brumal for a human

We went there to see, got asked to leave

Aliens or demons, warp-steeded star fiends

Flower moon how I offer a bouquet of ruined petunias at a lunar altar

Plucking every rose of its thorns, shorn head of the bored who bedded

Nazis during occupation, never know what side of the wall you end up on

Know you ain’t about that, boy, pipe down before I take out the toy

J Hus check this ting, I done the sick ting

Bards my deeds extolling, crown of a handsome viking

Lake at Glendalough where most of that was shot

Brokering truces I know I’ll break, bickering all day

With representatives of enemy nations, hats get nailed

If you fail to show due fealty to the dragon of Wallachia

Lung collapse ya