MPBAR

Enough MP to unleash telekinesis

MP on my belt, signalling massive penis

Dog in me, more Corgis than the Queen

DIY Indy, need three chords and chorus

Have to carry my own garrote since phones went cordless

Nothing at my centre, apple that’s coreless 

Eve’s boredom

Gave up a life and the law for a cutlass 

A cutting rain, the windlass, two masts

I can be kind if it finds me cash

No need to ask whether I’m eating gash

Show up wearing a bib with napkins

Gave up fine art for fine ass 

Penis size Gath 

Something huge, twice that

Huffing down Vespene Gas

Awaiting Zerg attacks 

Lost art I find that

Treatise for transforming into a bat.

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