Alchemisland

How I talk to them

Down, not the county

Oval Office’s evil resident

I am the president

When I tell them how it is

I know I have residence in their head

Deferring, preferring to look down at their shoes

Word master, read the charges confirm, long wrap sheet

Never had to war on the streets or beef with neeks, still a G

How long you worked at GG and you still can’t do anything

Man’s a magnet for fanny, who can do anything

Alexander, king of kings, every finger diamondringed

I’m GG Allin going all in, collecting bounties

Amount of weed I smoke kill a priest, coughing choking greenfaced boking

That was just the first toke, put me in against any other bloke

Blow for blow I can fucking go, I can put fangs to throat and gloat

I was Dracula after all

Descend on my dragon and burn all the boats

Loot all the wagons, hang all their folk

While they are focused on the northern wars

We snuck in through the back door

Caught them, down where their drawers were

We came often, we came early, we gave what was deserved.