Shitting in the woods

The sound of morningbirds, larks astir, striated barks on stern oaks

Druidical drooping weeping willows stooping as if to hear more closely

The streams choking from the narrow throat of the thirsty earth

Thirty learned owls in parliament and none knows anothers’ name

Their gaze a panopticon, the space of an octagon a hawk circuits

A brown river like ciderspill from an overturned flagon

A typhon pool close to the shallows, spins like a wagon wheel turning

Long after the machine has turned over, its whizzing spokes leaf-choked like a hissing cobra

Above douglas firs, the high steeple of first pentecostal church

Lurching through kudzu and ferns, holding his innards

His gizzard bubbling like a wizard’s cauldron

He takes a deep breath, redoubling his efforts to keep in his effluent

Then, he could take no more and fell to leafstrewn floor

In all his glory he let go with force, like a jolted horse

He ejected molten manure across the concourse

He endorsed a tree’s aid to stay him, swaying as he sprayed

He knelt like a penitent among the furze

And watched his yesterdays recur

Tea returning in the form of beetle-turned turds

Like the sun held over the earth by fire-cursed Ra

He closes his spread curtains once the spurting stops

His hole hurts, painted with his slops

He strops around, fists bailed like a simian chagrinned

At another alpha’s insistence on the fringes of its grounds

Ring stinging like he’d heard happened often to Indians

Route home always busy with incidents

When you gotta go you go that instant

Translating meals into fulvous spheres

Leeslope, therenear, soiling as a deer does doe a female deer.


A massive tree like a tentacled thing risen from the sea

In a ditch by the roadside with my ankle-courting strides

Leaving a steaming pile you could count old corn in, yellow as tin fresh

Having intaken fresh thresh, I excret chaff as shet

Bodily functions Ulysses’ early readers despised.

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