Alchemisland

This dealing shit’s a good lark, larfing like laughing gas

Non-stop endorphins, endorsing heroin 

My revenants sleep in shopfronts from Dublin to Dunshaughlin

With what’s in their pockets I’m going jewellery shopping

Iced out with three lockets, I’m the hottest sprocket

Jack Parsons how often I ignite, obsessed with rockets

Order two steaks with pepper sauce, tear off the sprig of rocket they put on top

Team Rocket how I’m after you non-stop and have a cat

Quicksnap I can make nine lives elapse, in a burlap sack

Consigned from the riverbank, mud sliding beneath my vans

In Phoenix Park awaiting my demons, up with the lark until evening

Wheeling dealing that dialled in feeling, loaves fishes mass feeding

Today my pond is teeming, got my opps seething, my crop steaming

Scheming with weed but brown and white too because I’m greedy

Conor McGregor how I make no apologies, sock anyone refusing juice

Garda come, fluent in bollocksology, constantly replenishing my stock

The stank of that need to smoke it in a drop top, my energy bar is empty

But no amount of it can fend me, that poem you wrote and sent me

Docking points for poor entries, point then duck when I see my enemies

Kiss an arrow before it marries the breeze, Skyrimese arrow struck knees

Terrain must be muddy how you’re trudging, I’m ahorse with a truncheon

Hit you so hard in the bottom hemisphere you need a month’s liquid luncheon.