Alchemisland

Kabbalah and the Zohar both, tree of life inside me growing

My light is finally showing and it’s made me a target

They’re after me but won’t catch me, ‘tarded

Away like could access the Tardis, my horse’s braided barding

Repels the lance thank god for armour my skewered foe outfountains

Blood a votive, ground it’s soaking, even hope eloped that chest

Pandora how I was a woman before any other

Affinity with the divine mother

Men ran up and caused a panic, accidentally do magic before a muggle

Spend the whole year in courts, struggling against the ministry

My bend sinister marks me a lovechild, unwanted visitor

Yet am princely and principled, among men a principal

I’m Rincewind and Radagast all in one, spells I cast

Supermassive like who wrote Black Hole Sun

Was a real one and still hung himself

You never know who’s deep down

In the dumps, down in Dwarrowdelf

I attach a message to the arrow, string bend and send

Elf blood how quick I draw from quiver, quickdraw centuries before stand deliver

More jewels and confusing maps than Long John Silver

Jailed or hanged for all the lucre and loot I pilfered

Amount of zeroes like a broken till, man’d kill for

But anyone tries they’ll fall to the floor like Darren Till

He can’t even sprawl anymore, sometimes Scousers get no sourced

Fell asleep counting my blessings like lepping lambs

But I need land and time alone, cordoned zone for lepers

I went from underdog to black dog, Shuck, massive Barghest

Now my bars like the bard I was born to Mary Arden

My will promises my wife my second best bed to rest head when I’m dead

What Hamlet meant is in my head since I read Ulysses.