Alchemisland

Diet all herbs, thought I was a hadrosaur

Stocked in drawers my dank surplus

Got a C plus I don’t deserve on my assignment

Consignment delivered, sign no docket

DPD depot doing dirty coke dealings

Put it on the slate as plumber’s sealant

Turok how I deal with dinosaurs

Expired expressions greeted

By my spiked cerebral bore.