Smoked numb

What am I trying to smoke away 

Nothing bad even happened today 

Pinner, pin in pin out on this hash grenade

Been trashed for days, eyes glazed

Like it was when on her face I came

Sprayed plenty, fill a Starbucks venti

I saw I conquered vidi vici

Ideas out of reach, sage of vinci 

Maeve Binchy how I fill the shelves

Weeping Pinchy, eating him in kitchen

That red shelled prince goes down easily

BBC when it means big bad creep.


My personality is haunted house 

At the funeral, laughing mouth 

Hyena, screaming during daydreams 

Grinding teeth to dust

Stood on tic tacs 

Like a row of abandoned shithouses 

Some of them half below ground 

I need ten crowns, twenty crowns for the procedure 

Wife wants a ballgown, mistress wants a beamer, both equal eager.


I’m on 4chan’s x board

Seeking lore, ducking edgelords 

I’m on deep Web Tor, edgelands

Phantom hands, human traffic

Men claiming to be assassins

I’m on fortean forums 

Lording sightings over cowans

Blessed with preternatural powers

Strange seeds, strange flowers 

I’m so far down the Rabbit Hole

Going where Alice wouldn’t go 

I’m through the mirror’s spine 

Unfurling a ball of red twine

One user accuses me of being a spy 

Who even is this guy 

On whose breadcrumbs we rely 

Hiss, fire then smoke, disappearing vampire 

Ask me a question I’ll make you up a lie 

Take pride in the fact I bothered trying 

To deceive you, I’m a lion you’re an emu.

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