Just fucking drive

Whip around for a comrade

Brits around, kicking out like a conga

I’ve got bulging bags full of American wonga

Top dollar went from Dallas to the Dodder 

Dapper captain but I won’t be no fodder

Hello mudda hella fadda 

Here I am at Camp Granada

I’m going fast over ramps 

Rolling over potholes 

Golden belt marks the champion 

Challenger get a bussnose 

Your singing career a bum note 

Your bird got my cum throat

Write it down, funeral, death note

Wire it up, boom it, detonate 

Dynamite, dust flying down 

Nude red gelignite, warm on gelid night

I lit its twisted fuse above my pilot light

Your man coming over, say nada

Car dark as NASA

When alien ambassadors

Park in front of the cameras

Car blocked by a fixed bollard

Bollocks, can’t collar a Gard

All in the RA where there’s no brits about

Talking shit so I send your pic around 

They’re saying no man he’s sound he’s sound

Leave it out 

I’m having it off, tops off, pushing him down the ground 

What did you say you fucking clown? 

Teeth kicked in, might need cloves

Head is the bakery, dealing out loaves.

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