Alchemisland

Overachiever 

Leg sweep ya 

Quicker than a Cheetah 

Smooth as the Silver Surfer’s surface 

Curitiba’s Anderson Silva 

Gold not silver in the fistic Olympics

Ass cheeselike with pinpricks

My arms dynamite, two sticks

I don’t get involved in politics 

No powdered wigs, no tories whigs

Notoriously big temper

Attempting to become a tempter

With the golden apple I leant you

She wouldn’t eat it 

If you rolled it into Eve’s lap

I’m above the upper class

Looking down, floor is glass

Place is cheap but the food is class

Living undersea so the plaice ain’t costly

Need some costly work done in the face 

Cut you when you crossed me

Cross through your name, budget cuts 

Like the corp was downsizing 

Spill your guts

Nail you down, raise your cross 

Having witnesses sign NDAs, boss.