Slympics

Slim pickings this year’s Olympics

Injecting, pinpricks, they’re no diabetics

They’re not letting in Ozempics

Seditionists blowing up trams, cutting wires

Fuck knows I’m trying, lion defiant

God loves a tryer, triumphant medalist 

I’m on the pedestal with my golden fistful, Midas

Argent consider a failure

Ardent for thy grail.


Wanna win you better pray, kid

They used do this shit naked

Pugilists sport swollen lips

But they’re fiddle fit, fistic

Get thick and like-brick hit

Weight cut some stick thin

Wait, cut, stick a new tape in.

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