Appreciate the moment
My poseying makes lava
Rapid palaver, ribald slather
A rapper, hyena laughing
Cad as tú?
Half lad, half Lamashtu
That’s Aladdin mathematics
Arabic arithmetic on my abacus
Would be arthritis but lopped off at the wrist
Like a Hydra one head fewer, sword foreshortening for sure
I’m a swordsman with Hyperborean licentiousness
Tell vermin thrice blessed Hermes sent ya twice.
Ask Abaddon to play Vermithrax and get banned from Whelans
Dodgy dealing, idiots and equines driving a three-wheeler down the M50
Saw Doctors wrote N17, I’m chasing scrotes down the M3 with a sawn off
Bag an Iberian bird with a lovely arse, got her back doing the Spanish arch
Way she went down thought she was the Armada, laughter in Liza’s palace
My lips don’t quiver, I’m cold to the touch, a bust in stone of bold Pallas
Pelias’ last living son so living because I dodged the draft, fled to Ogygia
I learnt how to harness lion souls in Africa
Switch flip different mask at the clapper.
Nose clams being pounded
A lot of men are gum flapping, soon be gun blasting
Skip out to smoke shit near bins, per tendency weather inclement
Clothes getting free rinse spin cycle, outside in Éireann’s Isle
Too much rizz can’t get a minute even out of the building, non-stop craic
Beers I builder crack them open in the crack-redolent laneway
Out of action years but still crack when I smack them
My chest so pumped, think underneath I wore a device of floatation
Your snail shots slothful come slower than a watched clock’s rotation
I’m above nations and law, land it just north of your jaw, stuck in craw.
Only happy when I pill more, Mo Ghile Mear
You’re Gilmore eating shit for breakfast
I’m Ray Mears eating rare meats in the flaying Himalayas
You’re Bear Grylls in silk sheets drinking pissy coke zeroes
I’m taking direct flights to Asia no layover to play Kingdom Hearts
Goofy and Donald on my payroll, my weed wood a hundred acres
Don’t break my achy breaky, do the hokey cokey when you taste me
Mazzagatti lets it go on, beats you like your daddy
Disgruntled caddy waiting in the sandpit with a bat.
I’m like Nick Diaz non-stop nunchucks ninja shit, blitzed on wet
You’re like James Vick, getting marbleized, Karate Combat vet
Piltdown Tower, told the masons to down tools this hour
Son missing in the peninsular war turns parable, returning prodigal
True as gospel, fact a God, Peat Bog Soldier pick and hod
Inner city chilly sipping until silly rubedo red biddy
Kitty my darling remember, Grace hold me in your arms
If I fall from grace with God, let it be evil worth awing
I put the Lon in Cheney and Clondalkin
Cycling a bike should have put a lock on
Landing every shot like I had lock on
We’re at a lock in after a day on the lake in Loughrea, bracing least to say
Chattering at brazier grate, order Guinness bread and potato leek soup
Cold as Thomas Chatterton’s skin in the instants after his last indentions
Two guys sitting on opposite sides of a small table, same eyes
Mark them as brothers, Duck Soup, a whole troop of waiters.
Winning away games pied in strange colours
I’ve smothered dozens, removed charred remains from ovens
I’ve been frameworthy and ugly
Muse mute and busty lusted over lover’s overlord
Without mansion within a dungeon
Per trenchant lover’s coven, hoofed cloven
Goat footed, I foot it through the puddling night
Befuddled fleet-footed, fuck you muggles
Slitting wrists for portentous puzzles
Help me solve pretender’s puzzles, hound is muzzled
Only one of three heads, Orpheus dead but he thinks he’s alive
I’m on the sesh doing keys with a pal
Gilgamesh and Enkidu, Baalat and Baal
Hearing bells knelling I’m kneeling in blessing
Whispering Latin prayer to my palmflat
Giving the best of lambfat in offering, two of three rams to gain advantage
Suddenly got the strength of Khamzat twinned with Cain Velasquez.
Alchemisland 
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