Let’s talk fighting millionth time
Say it to my face and not online
Beat you silly in the Undead Burg after having words
Zerg rush, smoked a three of gas vespine and murked ya
Spin your bird home in your Merc afterwards
No more or less than you deserve
Effusive Goneril finishing second to Cordelia, an Athena
Lean into your father’s ears, tell him of your love tearfully
Dearest, you’re mumbling and nothing comes of nothing
I got some nerve, my pox healing down the Locke Hospital
You got some nervous disease, Craiglockheart Hospital.
Fighting imaginary black ice on tyres, tired swerving
Speeding reaching Kilmacud early, scream up Merville
Have her bill the work while I boil the Bosch
Too slow bin it and boil the water in the Russell Hobbs
Ask has she read Hobbes, says she loved Calvin’s transmogrification box
I ask is that a reference
Calvin’s notion elect predestination
She looks at me like I spake with the tongue of a foreign nation
Her pussy looks like bacon and tastes like mayhem, lick it hem to hem
I’m Launcelot horny having killed three men, texting “take off your hennin”
Shem that Ham, lap at it spilled
Pork juice in the dogpound, in sight of Japheth
Before this my balls were lapis
Elaborate internal labyrinth
Alienating literacy inside me
Most consign me to right swipe.
Skin bruised patterned like a Battenburg
Nine or ten or twenty stitches som’at like that
You wanna fight me, gotta beat three of my best generals
Robert Graves’ rendering of Belisarius
I am commissarius in these parts
Coming serious with a Byzantine heart
You’re at the commissary requesting chicken hearts.
Get the scraps and I get in scraps
I’m the flaking, fading paint in the studio of Francis Bacon
Aesthete’s boxing, flashing paps
Other runners chances taken
Your chance to escape road not taken
Takedown on gravel, mayhem my knees scraped like a Nazarene’s back
Athletic shocking, shoot off like ass packed like nitrous gas cannister
On the lash that someone spared too much
Dash attack turn a Pokémon foe’s face mush.
Collar and elbow style wrestling, back take then hands
Truss to escape half mount, buck make space get out
Can’t talk things through with Aaron’s rod, better pray to God
When I’m ag troid, my fists get red and I get rid, gorblimey
Of any leftover temper, command a tempter behind me
Latina from Argentina, patina semi-precious made of bronze
Sending me pictures in the thong
My phone gallery like James Bonds’
Back in two twist lamb’s tail, I need a piss
I’ll refill these, up she steps
Dress lifts above the knees, only a half inch
Thighs like the flank of the bronze bull of Apis
Deign to eat in the litter tray, entrée is catpiss
Spines and milk, human cactus
Guaranteed jab hit no practice
She’s dropping it like it’s hot
I’m gurgling like Jabba the Hutt.
Alchemisland 
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