You tell me show up trim for the family pictures
I show up Clay Collard muffintopped
Swilling drinks, all the trimmings
Collar flapping open, all buttons open this instant; sesame
Described me pregnant with a beard, crying
Yeah that’s him, please understand he’s Irish
He can only do harm, he’s harmless
He’s an accidental pirate
Roll a neverending joint I’ll never tire it
When it comes to huffing, I’m Tyrean Heracles
Clearing out more than Augean stables.
I binned your stuff even if it had a label
I practised tornado kicks on your brittle trestle table
I burnt your bonsai tree, shit was like napalm popping off in miniature ‘Nam
I kept that long sable jacket for myself ‘coz I look badass
Probably think I look mentally unstable
Bucephalus first time out the stable, going crazy
Invited to the table, decades showing respect
Kneeling, giving fealty, paying off
Who said dreams can’t be made real, made Lord of the Rings didn’t we?
Wrestling Achilles, axe kick wearing cleats on Troy’s beach
Cleon of Syme cleaved, clean out, by Polydamas spear
He and Hector drank beers together in better years
Odysseus spent eight years with an Irish woman, I’ve done ten
And won’t even mention how that felt, such copious venom
She took my black denim jacket and wore it grey
She took my back like a blackbelt Maia, now my hair is grey
Loving you takes an age, lasts a second
Takes an age tomorrow and tomorrow
I’m practising illegal eagle shit
Crane stance hidden dojo below Harcourt
A move where I tear away the groin and remove the heart simultaneously
You can’t train it in eighteen countries, but Israeli grenadiers learn it
My mate Ernie got a hold of the manual from 4chan, so we’re journeying it
Further than a journeyman
Do you know where that phrase came from?
To earn a day’s wage, apprenticed to do, from French journée
Preparing to join Shredder’s Foot, shredding a man’s foot with foot stomps
Against the cage think we’re playing Primal Rage, you had no controller.
Land a knee but Herb doesn’t wave it off, Bisping
Top of the Pops I just mushed my chops, lipsync
Had him on skates falling around the ice rink
Hessians dying without a Kaiser, speaking German at Mount Vernon
Heard a nun praying, someone’s son’s last sun at Verdun
Spring came twice, my verbal is fertile, my foliage is verdant
Verdure on the verge like Grinch skinned and murdered
I’m verger this here church yon blasted heath
Ledger filled my adventures, some invented
Sometime bound and published, peradventure.
Feet before the fire’s heat what remains of the day
You giving me instructions, you inviting ructions
I’ll fuck up the whole function having erupted
I’ll rupture a buster bloodvessel, sent a speaking cheeky fellow hell
Uppercut lifted him high, his empty shoes behind, rapture
Grabbed ya, warned you on Whatsapp to stop capping
Barely male, Samael chancer offering my Eve apples
You don’t need me to punch you, Aoife grapples.
Alchemisland 
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