Shot for less

Spray you with a killer Cillit Bang outside Apriles chip shop

Off my hip, laser sight paint bindi on your brow

Hindi before you drown in blood

Should not have said that, wouldda shouldda could

Plugged you for good

Barrel sparking like too many plugs

Everyone yapping, Primus too many pups

Second shooter in the back, pumping out slugs

Bring a pen to a gun fight, you get backslumped

Hipheight bollard propped you up

You dropped your chip box, delighting Gulls

Not the Gull pulling guts in Whitechapel, Medical Davey Ripper

Alan Less’ Hailed out of Hades.


Barry Scott manning the whip, black ‘Cedes

Smoking lead punctures where a breastplates worn

You were gonna kill me, you would have sworn

Way your wounded, ward couldn’t help

Walking around a warzone, better ‘spect shells

Shelf disrespect, I expect the best no less

Judge presiding, always death sentence.


What begets a hasty word

My keen sword with o’erfast gizzards gladly discourses

Blood courses from the raw cut

Conversant in grizzliness, your conversant organs disgorged

Dig you a shallow grave beneath a sward

Toss you in to fatten worms, sleep no more

On a lonely slope beneath miles of gorse

Thrice fifty still from a water source

I interned you boxless, intact organs

Then drove back to Stillorgan.

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