OH EIGHT SEVEN

Gimme a call

Burst ball it won’t bounce

Chance is a lamb

Panther poised to pounce

Painting house walls one colour

Man’s red flower

Paint tray my mouth

Scores or ounces, seek my council

Order’s in, Son, you cannot cancel.


Know break you buy?

Here it’s talk you die

Pie is mine, I decide your slice

Tonight I’m feeling nice

Dishing out pie like Trivial Pursuit

Delighting in some crime

Billing up za like Madra Snoop

Sneak cúey cú, 187 on a Fomorian goon.


You’re a dose, bro

Get gone with you, Uniflu

One eye Odin, other Balor

Valour excessive in battle

Booked five places at Valhalla, violence’s best customer

Clubcard with a million points, free parking for life beside Thor

Mad Arab scholar praise be to Allah walahi, sent to learn Viking custom.

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