Fiscal Dracula fisting my bank balance

Cleaning out my bank account

Like I’m being mind controlled

By pecuniary count dracula

Warlord of Wallachia short a few dollars

Saw coffers bottom and coughed up a lure

Abjuring sense penning my pin at the ATM

Selecting withdrawal extracting maximum

Fuck the taxman, fear no axeman

Love thy batsman, some of my maxims

He haunts shadows, waiting for me

Waiting for the man Lou Reed, like a Batman

Who needs benzos to see a hatman these days?

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