SHOOT THE CUNT

As if we weren’t already hurtling towards war

Sense of things having been this way before

Recording déjà vu on Fortean Forums

Discovering others too are suffering strange dreams

Parsing apocryphal books for prophetic anecdote, however scant.


Gladelord Pan

Flexed span mansome

Face handsome

Chest sunlight-flecked, lying in the glade

At sun’s coming nesting birds alight him

Playing raucous rebel reels, jingoistic jigs

Upon a Y-ed, two-laned pipe hewn from white hart bone

Amidst flaxen hair horns twisting

Like Fibonacci spirals.


Missiles report from Porton Down

Toxic sedge is falling now

Clagging slag mounding, clinging dangerously

Fission-bellied wyverns boring clouds

Wire-veined, foreign port bound.


Someone tried bumping off Trump

No sooner Judges’ gavel pronounced him rapist

Lunatic aping Gavrilo Princip, piece in fist

Undertakes the hit but shits the bed

If ever we needed proof of generational degradation

Oswald 3 shots 3 hits

2024 rifle’s bullet barely skims mark’s ear

How could you miss him:

Peel-skinned, flaxen, golden sheep reposed on head in comedic wave

Like Greyfriar’s Bobby embracing wet slated owner’s grave.


Unwashed hordes, all devils’ sick of sin, rapping to get in

Rapine crowd wisdom, fear mind many scattered and Borglike

Abhorring justice, foglike movement of mindlessness 

Orblike egregores abort minds heretofore cavorted in

Forth unto great sin

Skin the lamb and hold him peeled, peon to skies beyond

Peeing on church steps, drunkards encouraging

Yet greater acts of depravity and vandalism.


Civil war that’s what they’ve all been waiting for

Johnny got his gun then Johnny got fucked up

Last I saw he wasn’t able to see anymore

Shot across the bough

Wish it hit the mouth.


What I said I done

Shot Donald Trump

Disgruntled with a gun

Took his shot, look what he’s done

Look what he’s wrought

Guess he wasn’t fronting

Queuing for booze we accused him pub talking

Admit no talk of stopping him or informing authorities

No sense of intercession’s urgent need

This was a session, we thought he was messing

If every man who said I’ll shoot the president shot the president

Secret service, tired of dying, wouldn’t let them go outside.


He lay in hiding, biding his time

Training in his garden, in hopes of civil war

Remaining ready for opportunity’s arousal

Online carousing with fringe lunatics.

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