I woke up this morning
Prospective president although unpleasant resident
Peel-skinned denizen devilsent
Shot this morning whilst touring
Addressing crowds when, reportedly, a shot was recorded
Ex-president though scathed
Escaped major damage, save to his ear cartilage
He ducked behind the podium, we all expected an explosion
Few shots, lone gunman, so we know it’s a CIA plot
Kids there fire off more rounds within school grounds
Before first period to halt grounds
He survived and the nation mourns.
Alchemisland 
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