W O R K A D A Y A L I F E A D E A T H

Breaking fast Sonic speed supersonically fast

Blue whir mowing autistically across the artistic

Landscape, pugilistic instruments primed

Any loose-lipped rhymster talks shit

Gets whipped, fistically biffed bully beef

Cheap as chips – not anymore – price of crypt ticket

Better hope you don’t sport a bum ticker

After this coffee, shit’ll spill like port from malleted liqueurs.


Server asking do I wanna try a new blend

Dully comprehending what’s being asked acquiesce

Commuting to work, heading out

To last orders in the early house.


Drinking a caramel latte on fast forward

Trying not to jam thumbs into eyes, goreforth

Headphones on, wisdom’s choice: Frank Delaney’s Re:Joyce 

Looking from phone to screen to phone to screen

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow; scream out

Feeble being, not even eight fifteen

My stomach groans, seated on my lonely throne

Weeping, begging caper’s end

Fasten period to trial trying, ass tailed blindly

Seeking wit’s end, I reach a cone’s tapered hone

Wondering could I go home if I start crying.


Hands barely under my command

None forming rank below my banner

Slathering dangerous jams

Balming my William Blake tyger loaf

Flakes, breaking for teeth’s sake

Else imminent a dentist’s patient 

The office a retard fortress

From whom I beg divorce.

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