Bombs in Billets

Mr Burke from Battersea has an early start

Up with larks, ensuring binmen do their jobs

If you spy him circuiting the park he is warden of, and try stalking past him

He will shout as if you had not seen him and were keen to stop and talk

He bellows about battle

Overseas retreats he calls maidenly, mad ground abandonment

Baulks at men up the town, who have not signed up or planned to

Old of course, beloved forces will not endorse a frontline position

Insisting he desists seeking permission to form home battalions, for what he terms ‘covert missions’ 

On Saturday mornings practises in his garden goring sandbags

In case Gerry dares show face around Shoreditch

He lives in number thirty

Cluttered with fluttering flags and buttercoloured signs advertising war bonds

And a lawn sign which says NO MISERLY KAISER NEED APPLY

Foremost considering himself Saxon, with bitter and baccy bits before him he happily waxes on about it

His son Tristan is fighting Turks in Gallipoli, where fox-sly sea lords and derring Aussies advance daring plans for swift victory.


Sometimes less said better, brevity in nib and throat a writer’s oath

Other times more said serves

Better lay it on thick for one truly loathsome and wholly owed it, utterly deserving

Enjoys Kipling’s demotic work, considers liberalism demonic work

Prides glinting public works, claims his granddad boxed, and beat, a Gurkha

Sort who, before speaking publicly, must be given a certain look

Type who, once his mind’s wet concrete sets, cannot be hook or crook

Stopped or brought to alter course

A fuddy-duddy ruddy-cheeked tweed type, wet pipe end his stipend ‘til life’s end


His wife once Cynthia Betjemen McAuliffe now Burke works in the maternity ward

An hard old nut to crack, a walnut you need a sword for

All coarse exterior and caramel interior, of course

Changing much these months from rectitude to frailty, her angstbitten nails

Formerly prudent, a student of sophists, she cries a quiet, bitter lake

Each night a grave snipe alights there to slake, speartip lips dipping

A knight ahorse stakes it, skewering it on his lance

His dipping head whips his visor shut

She hears muttering, then nothing.


The house a dungeon she cannot take much more of

Attic door slid back one inch and through that bore imagined an unwanted portal was born; some miasm given life, a pulsing orb come forth of misfortune

Mr Burke grasping her shoulders kisses her cheeks

She is one year older, forty one today, looking fifty at least

At her private birthday luncheon took no bite of mutton

She seemed without function, anointed by numbing unctions

Mr Burke of course abhors waste

He by every sloppy verb slurped up unctuous gravies until his plate was clean

She grasped her son’s photograph until his image lined, suddenly screaming crying a child again.


Mr Burke arrives home, hangs his coat and says hello in his way

Sees his paper on the welcome mat in lazy bed ridges, seizes it

Whispers Jesus as his knees wheeze

Turns, no tae on dinnertable but last night’s bridge game not yet cleared away

Moving through box-made maze, shunting aside

July twenty eighth today but calendar reads May

Lunula-shaped fingernails cluster on her floral dressfront

Have you sat there all day?

She winces when he poises to turn the radio dial, threatened by news of the western threshing

Teased constantly by death’s mention.


Her every breath given over to prayer

Preening birds styling hair in ominous warning

Every foot striding up her drive a colonel carrying news of Tristan’s demise

She is become a bedesman, kneading a rosary’s threaded red beads above her knees

Releasing them to breathe, realising she has forgotten even to endure

A teasing breeze stirs ash tree leaves

Draining her enamelled teacup, resplendent with gold-bordered duck hunt scene

Divinely damascened by Chinese artisans

Swirling then reading leaves, tea’s streaks known to host prophecies to eyes which see

Damp-furred anchoress, lank-haired enduring duress as she begs Her Rosiness for mercy.


Tristan’s daddy wrote but cannot say his few words

Curses, only once, blurts out in hurt Christ’s name at the regiment’s filing in coffin overshoulder

In his funeral suit longer than his khaki

Turned to soup in a dugout booth

Did not die with his boots on

Hellsent shell burst through the roof above his bunk and exploded

Puffs of blood-dyed flames, red as the whore of Babylon’s hair, tossed excitingly from a smoking bore.


Mr Burke and wife Cynthia count one fewer blessing

Staring off as if in wonder

Minds forever wandering, pondering alternate timelines

Use-wrinkled couch arms sporting ashtrays mounded with stubbed Bensons

Tabash as might sash a volcano’s front months after pyroclastic flow.

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