Pearl Jam Guy

I see you 

Dad’s pearl jam shirt

Facebook work listed as pint university

For you it never gets better

Than Yellow Leadbetter

You take a red setter bus to the city center 

Eddie Vedder on your headphones

His lyrics enter you like food, like bones 

Into an ogre’s gullet 

You never caught the header 

Born goal tender.


When you think of going, never ask why go

Don’t stop until you see the coast of Sligo

Jeremy spoke in class today 

Wish you’d never speak again

Your coat and trousers way clashing everyday

A style shirker 

A zig zag drug rug from Tambuli and a hash lollipop is all you’ve got

Big mop head, get us followed around the shop.


You’re wearing green corduroy trousers I wouldn’t allow 

Looking like Tom Bombadil

Paired with a faded Vitality shirt thrifted from Capel Street Goodwill

You’ve ranked Ten eleven out of ten 

Enjoy Butthole Surfers and The Melvins

You speak rough but attended Belvedere

It’s dear to look this near

Homeless, queer eye for grunge guys

Looking at you think the year 

Was ninety two, drinking American beers 

Shedding tears when Kurt’s mentioned on Reeling in the Years.


Saw your parents at Holles Street hospital 

Asking whether refunds are still possible

The scene was comical 

Reception got an eyeful 

He held the snaps like a rifle

Made her swear on the Bible

They could not kill the zygote

Now thirty, studying IT in Sligo.

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