Dads on the Internet 

Installing some free toolbars 

I suspect my two million in gold bars 

Will soon be arriving from Zanzibar 

The viagra will arrive by courier car 

The wallet inspector isn’t far behind 

What is your security code?

What was the name of your first pet?

Babe, you heard about the latest thing 

Click to invest invest invest!

Who knew there were so many area milfs ready to fuck 

None of them ever approached me at the shops, by the milk, near the Tuc 

Crackers 

Svetlana is different, she is from the Caucasus

Her Father died for a cause I can’t expound upon or understand and I have exhausted 

My savings trying to get her free from that awful 

Place she lives and over here to Dorset 

I have a leaky faucet, hope one of those toolbars can sort it

Internet Explorer is my favourite browser

Finding gold online like I’m a dowser 

I just wanted to look at porn and hide betting from my wife

I’ve invested in several timeshares, delete something called malwarebytes 

The machine is running low so I call my son 

He hits ignore, I delete one after system thirty one.

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