Used to drink gin and tonics
Now it’s all djinn and chronic
Used go out a lot
Stay in now the bottle’s stopped
Everyone I know was shocked
Lopped his bollocks off so he has
I remember doing my mocks
Realize I’m in my jocks
Jolt awake, remember I dropped out
Not for clout, I never did owt
Backhand steals the bubbling river from my mouth.
Used to love Kingdom Hearts
Use my money kings and hearts
Diamonds dancing I’m so drunk, squinting at my hand
A man fans his cards, I stand pat after a royal sampler
I hear a hundred rasping throats, hymns with a tramp choir
My blood calls out for blood, inside me a vampire
Check the ranking, he’s atop it like a pencil topper
I move him out like van hire, ash him in my tophet
I’m the prophet
Three around me like the band are back together
I should go Lassie go, all around the blooming heather.
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