I was out on a quest
Gone to visit mam’s cat
Received fashion inquest
One’s arm where a gat
Goes at a drive by
They drove by then smiled slyly, glided alongside me
Driver beeped his horn
At headphone removal ears form
“Sorry boss if this is bad form.
I’ve a stag to attend
Need a uniform.”
Being Frank
Two travellers in a battered van, most certainly not from an antique land
Rolled down their window and greeted me
Speaker wore a dirty tracksuit, said I looked good and I thanked him
I’m thinking bagged in the van back and sold back for ransom
Instead, he makes inquiries in demanding fashion regarding my fashion
I keep it strictly one word, no digression, full professional
This is two nutters, not the confessional
But confess I don’t know. “It was a wedding gift from my stepfather-in-law.
Somewhere in town though.”
“What about your trousers?”
“Now them I got in H&M.”
He let a loud laugh, sort posh folk call ahems
Chest full of phlegm, lifetime of breakfast Bensons
At that drove full pelt around the bend, laughing while he went
Sent up a cry I heard around the corner
“Go on, ya boyo!”
Man was loco but I thought it was an organised thing
Man I’m pollo
Courage up and down like a yoyo, or just down once if it’s my go.
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