The Gardener

Mr Foley ate lunch on our lawn

He still had his gloves on 

When he finished up his luncheon

His pick quick work of the air between him and the ground’s hair, like a policeman’s baton

Clattering an insurgent’s head, station said it never happened.


Naturally as a gardener he had a love for all that grew 

He loved nothing more than flower scents in his Roman nose

Floral aromas arose from the plants aboded there 

Therein planted abounded, weaker roots supplanted 

Weird fronds, alien planet, aliens have landed and filled his planters 

Bent over rows of red roses, digging furrows for posie seeds 

Plants flourish in his care, dormant seeds sprout shoots where he shoots his hose

Soaks his yard like a Rambo sheriff

Hyper buttercups in giddy clusters scream for attention

He loves the rarely mentioned and the scantly scented

Hosts of his plants are used in medicine 

Taproots of the beggarticks easy to tap in and root out, exiling mendicants 

Mates think he’s a mental case 

They’re fingering to lick the paste 

Compacted at the bag bottom 

He’s in Woodies comparing compost sacks

To mulch down the rockery

Nosegay nine miles round his grounds

Poppy-sewn fencing it girdles around

Roses trained into spirals 

Colour of ice and fireballs

Adorn the wooden arms

From oak hewn 

Of a charming garden pergola 

Barred shadows tattoo the clipped lawns 

Short back and sides, sheared Shaun 

The Sheep clipped short before he’s dipped.


Behind a red sheet metal grange 

Grow a range of strange orange

Strains 

To protect his rare plants he erects a bollard 

House like something out of JG Ballard’s 

Drowned World, reclaimed by nature

At pains to train the terrain to his way, he hacks hews selectively chooses and pollards trees 

Everyday at ten past three he breaks for tea for ten minutes, perhaps

A chain link fence marks the confines of his demesne

In a white flame, white as bride day, bindweed lilies he wound through the gaps, to stay sane 

In a world of boundaries and walls and deep driven staves

He talks to the plants as they grow 

They know only one voice

They know 

They grow toward the light no matter what

Boxed or potted or in a hot porch, sought 

Solar honey.


Above his flowerbeds so neatly arranged

Is he genius or deranged?

He speaks to his geraniums.

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