Alchemisland

Sitting in class, my Christian Brother school

Black Cannibal Corpse hoodie feeling cool

One ghoul or another exposing a womb

Born in a tomb of the mutilated, teachers I hated

I get double tests of, fated

To hold my face to keep awake

Everyday is exactly the same

Fucksake it’s draining, takes cake this for piss take wide scale.

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Won’t get a first but know every line of Butchered at Birth

Spread wide, her waters burst, demons for blood thirst at the foot of the birthing bed hearse

Skin like acne cursed, trap like Acme, mirth at roadrunner eating dirt, Coyote smirked

Wiley, tied him to the tracks and won’t untie him

Train coming on fast like a pilum, soon on him like pile on

What’s left of that man won’t fill a pie

Tie the dripping bag with your guts inside

Down the brown bin inner wall sliding 

Like Atlantis down to Poseidon

I Cum Blood on my headphones

Stops me, I drop them

Bud, I couldn’t bum a smoke off you could I

Takes from his pocket the corner of a baggy of shrubs, winks

Enough for a nub, I eye it and disguise my sizing up

I prize what his pocket hides

Wrist flick two Benson fly

Glide into his grips, he rips them apart, strips them for parts a Ballinteer Jawa

Burns the zoot like he’s burning money on the Isle of Jura

KLF, as in koff lodes frum that, two tokes and pass it back, assure

A greener before our paths to misdemeanor split; spliff de jure

Blue sky cote d’azure amatheyst tapestry unfurling 

Smokes upcurling, the zoot is burning and it’s lovely hurling

Starlings who can live to fifteen and sport speckles are skirling

Boys are being bollickses and girls are girling, twirling 

To catwalk their new H&M purchases, dresses and purses

The boys at that age, puberty’s promontory, are perverse

They sprout up but morally age in reverse, growth spurts

Love hurts but hate’s worse, you’re nursing

That joint, stop boggarting it, he’s cursing

At how spicy it is, the smell you need a lid on and the price of it, pursestring

Testing tell you that for nothing

He’s got a puffy Colombia jacket, ears like Dumbo

I’m forgetting things and asking twice like Colombo.