My cat was gone for three hours
Three hours spent clock glowering
In the garden, as if we’d changed the rules of that Marco Polo game,
I shook a Dreamies bag whilst shouting his name again and again
Usually at his name he comes thundering, full summoning
This time nothing came running meowing from our shrubbery
Should I start to worry, three hours is not five hours at least
Still, I am restless, without peace and a solace seeker
Sneak out to the wet back garden borders, wet socks no sneakers
Hope to catch a glimpse of him sneaking there
Speaking to him but he’s not there, speaking to the air
Neighbours looking out, smelling ganja on the air, wonder have I finally gone spare
I keep fidgeting, pulling at my moustache hair
Looking out the window, as if trying to catch my spouse in an affair
Of this affair she is ignorant wholly, for she, Aoife, remains asleep
Thoughts not there, padlocked off
She dreams but the fringelooming mare of night
Dares bolt his paddock
Outside a kind of heat-free Irish sun signals summer, but on hangs the Holly King
After all my hollering he ambles in carefree, mouth yawning like a devil’s sick of sin
After cradling I chide you for your lacking punctuality and ill manners
He is Bulgakov’s Behemoth, standing by print-streaked garden windows
Princely in the sun, chasing around a fly or moth, his mouth frothing
At a mouse only he sees; he is Saki’s tact-lacking tongue cat Tobermory.
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