Alchemisland

Won’t kiss and tell I’ve got duties

Won’t kiss coz she got cooties

Fix the sink coz she knows I’m handy

Good with hands, she’s very handsy

Hands-on like banana chimpanzee

Afterwards promises to brand me, swig brandy

Some of the devices she had, I can’t understand them

Like TV remotes had so many buttons, baby’s candy

Blush to think what he woulda made of it, my grandy

30 years down t’pit eating Benson for breakfast, hated pansies

When the first hole is done I expound on my plan B

Flatten ass like I’m tenderising Granby patties for Krabby

Make you cum twenty million ways

Cumjar was like bare mayonnaise

Make you dumb, like Cobain says

Come Ja lead away desolate days.