Expired License Day Drive

Finally got my limo

Can’t drive that’s the thing though 

Touching Her in the back

Frisky dingo

More holes than Ozone

I’m accumulating orgone

Energy converting to orgasm

Drunk driving home 

We knock down cones

Bird in back says I’ve the lonely bones

Result assured like the fight was thrown

No chance I’ll spend tonight alone

Like hot potato I let the thing go

Proctologist how many patients I bend (Lord, lend me patience)

Telekineticist how many thoughts I sent.


Call the police, the number’s freephone

Need more ears, call me three phone

Feeling airborne like horseback Bellerophon

When I mind my mam, a red carpet hides the floor

Wants for nothing anymore, never asks the source

Like pork without applesauce I chew a lot

Like a fact without source is knowledge not

You mind your mom it’s more Dolores Claiborne

To be thrice blessed I’m thrice born

On gold coins I sport sprouting horns

Trismegistus on the guestlist for those living outside Time

Megiddo through to Hiroshima, boom to boom along a line

Gone the way of Moa, Dodo, Mammoth

All prayers not promised to Mammon 

Heard she enjoyed your poems, what’s your mam on?


I’m a fine artist, pen sniper face pale doom

You couldn’t hit a truck back with a railgun

I’m feeling like the guys from Dune

Eyes ice from Herbert’s sherbet

Binning another slip a promised sure bet

A sure thing, stick house on, bad news, pet

Counting your scant blessings

I am Atreides; got three these

My needs simple as riddles

Knee slaps rhythmic arrival

My rivals few, triumph’s view

Dizzies, much higher than you.

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