Swan when I wear it, sworn when I swear it
Pops when I don it, props when I Don it
Head currently holeless like faulty donut
Do not approach or blood splat yoghurt
You’ll get reproached, sent home soaked
Tell your blokes I’ll wet their coats
Send redcoats flying back to boats
But I’ve burnt the coast, made a million ghosts
Not a single boast wasn’t backed by road
I’m raising glass like I’m making toast
Smashed to razors I’m slashing throats
Your tattered coat like a bin bag broke
Stomped your gob like a finished smoke
I’ve finished blokes with ninja chokes
Broken arms with swift lock holds
My flintlock goes, its barrel your last O
You pretty things will soon be ming
Like Smeagol strung out on the Ring
Your warbling I’m in my war bling
Jewelled and tooled up I war bring
Your last hope got the last bus to Glasthule
Heard you’ve a glass jaw, class A twat tool
Your bird looks like a creature
Going home is her best feature
Your toilet after beef I feed ya
More stool than cookiejar reacher
Never seen you around here either
Nosy enough for a mouth breather
Type we need to breed out
Pig’s sow only short snout
Who likes the shorts now
Since you got knees shot
Who like the shirts now
Since you got arm chopped.
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