Alchemisland

I want to tell you about some episodes from my life 

I’m a virgo think myself a gardener 

Wish myself a hard man, loyal except to partners

I put the I in the triangle, my angle is humble

I select your blindness

I kill you with kindness

Elude with humour your recovery devices

I give off a chill roll with punches vibe 

Laugh it off, change plans on a dime type of guy 

I’m pliant as steel to an ant, immovable object by

Way of unstoppable force, rigid I deride 

Tardiness, laziness, thoughtlessness

I openly chide lack of manners in lovers

You’ll know I’ve taken interest because I’m insulting your mother

Trying to give you direction more often than erection

You want more poll than election, a limp dick on a night out is a pill dereliction

Addiction to friction a call to action

You’re looking fab, the bulge is grabbed

Within two seconds we’re rubbing flab

Blubber leaves more crying whales than Krusty Krab.