Midday Execution 

I am to be hanged outside the Tholsel

Judged drunk disorderly

Last meal no lasagna

Not a sausage sandwich

Me thinker ordered lozenges

No chance the rope spares the tonsils

A royal pain in my asshole

I have befriended the orderlies

Sean, Neil and Sandra

We speak twilight language

Good hosts to good hostage

No chance my death will haunt them

But I’ll haunt the castle.

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