Alchemisland

I’d a hoe it wasn’t private

Saving Ryan on my D-Day lilo

I’d crime on mind and moved autopilot

You are a piller to match Trajan

You are quid store credit trade-in

More sides than the Mersey

Gurning like a cud chewing Jersey

I break laws subscribe only to Murphy’s

My solifying gallimaufry

Your asinine soliloquy 

Your ass at nine, no toilet seat.