Burgeoning Samson

When my hair first grew out

They said I didn’t know you were a man

Spit of your mam

They would say excuse me ma’am

Nothing could calm me

Balm this gender burn

Even a worm will turn.


I heard Navajo trackers lose their gift with their hair

The windtalk that favoured then silence in the air

Anyone who loses it loathes it loss, thin strands like dental floss brushed across

A light ferrous moss around the ears marks his once-fiery mop.


Young guys with follicles to spare shave it close as death to soldiers

Ripley Fiorina 161 her bald head shapely as a boulder, looks no older

Bishop spills milk, Barabas and men of that ilk surround her like queenly silk

Newt and Hicks bit the boot off-screen, Hudson too saw his game over screen

Pour the lead, pull the lead out, get your head back in it fight an alien queen

Keep it long and clean, shapely and keen, washed freshly with lacquer sheen

Happy as a hashashin his Assassin’s Creed is his lust for weed

Green greed like Blackadder’s Percy, cut me and I bud bleed.

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