Chips sogging a birth certificate
His enchanting grease silver hands, the pontificate stands
In his silver church, laminate certificate
Denoting health board approval, that syndicate
Shovelling fries into a gob
Potables mumping on the hob
Winding down done day’s job
Counts out takings pockets bob
Hobs flicks off with turned knob
Alchemisland 
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